Wombats, aboriginal for Bloodlust, are vile creatures that can strip the flesh from a freshly killed carcass in seconds flat, leaping up to twenty feet from a standing position to murder its prey in a cold blooded feeding frenzy. We came across this little critter in the wilds of Maria Island, Tasmania.
Fortunately, Nicole had some GHB handy (I'm not sure why
she maintains a supply of it, a fact which is worthy of some follow-up questions on my part) so we subdued it with a healthy dose in order to examine it closely.
Wombats, aboriginal for Bloodlust, are vile creatures that can strip the flesh from a freshly killed carcass in seconds flat, leaping up to twenty feet from a standing position to murder its prey in a cold blooded feeding frenzy. We came across this little critter in the wilds of Maria Island, Tasmania.
Fortunately, Nicole had some GHB handy (I'm not sure why
she maintains a supply of it, a fact which is worthy of some follow-up questions on my part) so we subdued it with a healthy dose in order to examine it closely.
3 comments:
parenting 101?
I thought wombats were mean evil killing machines driven by the mad genius of larry doberman to eradicate all humanity
That's it precisely, evil vile killing machines...they simply look cute and everyone knows cute is deceptive.
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